And the cements are laughing…

The funniest championship of the decades has already started. Greece, Superleague we will say and we will cry. There is nothing that we will experience this year, you already took a look at the premiere yesterday and Pelé's mother cried. No;

A championship with 14 teams for greater competition, a championship that in order to get rid of the suspicion, the whining and the mirla that has been tearing the game for decades, it was decided from the first time on the left, Ivan, Vangelis and so on, to have for the first time in History of VAR.

You know, VAR didn't even have the English premiere. The champion of countless millions. Not even the Champions League, in which the annual budget of a - not so - small state is played every year. And it was decided to get a helping hand from technology. And at the same time, along with the big football events, it was decided to get VAR and Greece. Cements also laugh…

And the championship starts yesterday in Lamia. First match, first phase, hand-penalty that Karapapas would give as the first referee with the help of Kyrgiakos-Dimatos. And the VAR does not even instruct the referee to take a look at the screen. And the phase in the replay brings out our eyes for a very obvious hand, in fact an outstretched, body extension without suspicion of inadvertence. And the "roommate" does not even invite the crow to see it. You play, he tells you!

You do not know if he was in the phase of "come on mom, it is not, let's not spoil the match from the first turn" or if at that time the VAR was just wearing a pitogyro and tigga in the tzatziki in his mouth and that is why he could not say in time something. And then, until he takes three sips of Coca-Cola, rinses his mouth, he goes, the phase is over.

What do you mean we do not spoil it? WE DO NOT JOKE. The guy VAR and his company were also unlucky. Half an hour pregame and the camera connects to the room at the time of the set, the moment when the deliverer enters the room with one foot and delivers my dumplings and french fries to the relevant familiar box. Or even straws and pitogyra. It matters little. We are talking about starting a fight, he gets francs so he can hammer, see, stop. And he waits for the delivery man to bring three without the onion. And in the first phase he sleeps standing up and does not even invite the ref to see the phase. Are you kidding?

And in Karaiskakis fell the first motto that in Greece VAR and ξεVAR the crap will happen. A clean pull of a T-shirt, everyone saw the dunia. And he told VAR to whistle stealthily to check the penalty phase. And the referee Koumbarakis goes there and sees a hole in the water and shows you are playing. And the whole of Greece sees a pull and a penalty!

Explanation of the idiot of the Greek conspiracy theorist: The plans of VAR are by ERT. Which ERT is always under the finger of government. Which government has changed and is now right and not left. And her boss, the government, the brother of the fat man (one is the fat man). And in the first match, instead of the shot and the penalty shot, Koumbarakis takes shots from a bag with Bokolis.

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